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Uneasy Hitman

65 Trips

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. - 65 is the natural number following 64 and preceding 66. ~ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/65_(number) - 65 is the magic constant of the n-Queens...

6 Words

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. Legend has it that Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”...

Platypuses Glow Under Blacklight

Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. The headline: Platypuses Glow Under Blacklight. We don’t know why.* I know why. Simple. Platypuses are nocturnal. During the day they sleep in the platypus...

VOX LUMIERE

FATE STILL RESTS

SCARAMOUCHE

TINK

YOSHIWARA

Nude George Washington

Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. Today we celebrate this great experiment we call “democracy”. That special time when, after a free and fair election, we have the opportunity to hold up to...

Hope (10 Monkeys)

Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. The original title for today’s offering was “10 Monkeys with Flamethrowers*”. It is a great title. I’ll probably write it. However… as I was writing...

Tomorrow

Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. “Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, Tomorrow I'll miss you.” ― Paul McCartney “Will you still love me tomorrow?” ― Carole King “I'll be here tomorrow, if I...

The 99% Invisible City

Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. The origins and other spellbinding stories behind a city’s power grids, fire hydrants, street signs, safety patterns, and… so much more. The 99% Invisible...

Rumpelstiltskin

Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. QAnon, like Rumpelstiltskin*, is dumb. In this creepy fairy tale the king is a fool. The father is a liar. The daughter mindlessly does whatever her father...

Reselling Dumbbells

Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. The extremely profitable (and ethically murky) business of reselling dumbbells. A great title and apparently a nefarious little piece of flim-flam that has...

Track 114

Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you.Who doesn’t want a secret lair - their own Fortress of Solitude or Batcave where they can recover from the insanity of the day while pursuing the things they...

The 10,000 Year Clock

Priests in a Tiki Bar Boat

Globalkites

Antediluvian cities. Ancient civilizations. (And don’t even get me started on the pyramids). I love all that stuff. Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Compositions. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. So, you can imagine how I perked up...

Robotic Cheerleaders & Spider Monkeys

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall. Good morning. Happy Labor Day. OMG how did it get to be September, and welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Compositions - my weekly series of original music I write just for you. Can you see it? A massive table...

39.17 MHz

Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Compositions - my weekly series of original music I write just for you. God is in the Radio. The Queens of Stone Age sang it, and guess what? It’s true! She even has her own frequency (duh!) 39.17 Mhz. Musically that’s...

Alien DNA

It all makes sense! Oh, and welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Compositions - my weekly series of original music I write just for you. I see it now. It all makes perfect sense if you think about it. Alien DNA. It’s so obvious. Why else would the people...

2147483647

Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Compositions - my weekly series of original music I write just for you.This week, my special Music Nerd Edition.Just in case you don't have enough disaster to focus on, let me introduce you to 2,147,483,647, the number...

80 Seconds

Demon Sperm

Wall of Moms

In the Name of the Father

Wear the Fucking Mask

Open Not Open

Firefly

Bug Conundrum

Tempest in a Teapot

Koi

Sick & Tired

Airship

Brickwall Beach

Monday morning couldn't guarantee, but I can. I guarantee that there will be a brand spanking new QUARANTINE COMPOSITION, complete with that new tune smell, waiting for you on social media platforms everywhere on Monday mornings (for a while I'm thinking). What have...

Acid Theatre

Delivery Guy

A Complex Orchestra

Your Only Goal Is To Arrive

Lockdown Protest Knuckheads