NEW RELEASES
Secret Lair
Zero G (and counting)
Femme Fatale
Delta V
elliptical orbit
nem•e•sis
Lo Fi Superman
Uneasy Hitman
65 Trips
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. - 65 is the natural number following 64 and preceding 66. ~ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/65_(number) - 65 is the magic constant of the n-Queens...
6 Words
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. Legend has it that Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”...
Platypuses Glow Under Blacklight
Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. The headline: Platypuses Glow Under Blacklight. We don’t know why.* I know why. Simple. Platypuses are nocturnal. During the day they sleep in the platypus...
VOX LUMIERE
FATE STILL RESTS
SCARAMOUCHE
TINK
YOSHIWARA
Nude George Washington
Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. Today we celebrate this great experiment we call “democracy”. That special time when, after a free and fair election, we have the opportunity to hold up to...
Hope (10 Monkeys)
Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. The original title for today’s offering was “10 Monkeys with Flamethrowers*”. It is a great title. I’ll probably write it. However… as I was writing...
Tomorrow
Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. “Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, Tomorrow I'll miss you.” ― Paul McCartney “Will you still love me tomorrow?” ― Carole King “I'll be here tomorrow, if I...
The 99% Invisible City
Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. The origins and other spellbinding stories behind a city’s power grids, fire hydrants, street signs, safety patterns, and… so much more. The 99% Invisible...
Rumpelstiltskin
Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. QAnon, like Rumpelstiltskin*, is dumb. In this creepy fairy tale the king is a fool. The father is a liar. The daughter mindlessly does whatever her father...
Reselling Dumbbells
Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. The extremely profitable (and ethically murky) business of reselling dumbbells. A great title and apparently a nefarious little piece of flim-flam that has...
Track 114
Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Stories. My weekly series of original music I write just for you.Who doesn’t want a secret lair - their own Fortress of Solitude or Batcave where they can recover from the insanity of the day while pursuing the things they...
The 10,000 Year Clock
Priests in a Tiki Bar Boat
Globalkites
Antediluvian cities. Ancient civilizations. (And don’t even get me started on the pyramids). I love all that stuff. Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Compositions. My weekly series of original music I write just for you. So, you can imagine how I perked up...
Robotic Cheerleaders & Spider Monkeys
I wish I could have been a fly on the wall. Good morning. Happy Labor Day. OMG how did it get to be September, and welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Compositions - my weekly series of original music I write just for you. Can you see it? A massive table...
39.17 MHz
Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Compositions - my weekly series of original music I write just for you. God is in the Radio. The Queens of Stone Age sang it, and guess what? It’s true! She even has her own frequency (duh!) 39.17 Mhz. Musically that’s...
Alien DNA
It all makes sense! Oh, and welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Compositions - my weekly series of original music I write just for you. I see it now. It all makes perfect sense if you think about it. Alien DNA. It’s so obvious. Why else would the people...
2147483647
Welcome back to another episode of Quarantine Compositions - my weekly series of original music I write just for you.This week, my special Music Nerd Edition.Just in case you don't have enough disaster to focus on, let me introduce you to 2,147,483,647, the number...
80 Seconds
Demon Sperm
Wall of Moms
In the Name of the Father
Wear the Fucking Mask
Open Not Open
Firefly
Bug Conundrum
Tempest in a Teapot
Koi
Sick & Tired
Airship
Brickwall Beach
Monday morning couldn't guarantee, but I can. I guarantee that there will be a brand spanking new QUARANTINE COMPOSITION, complete with that new tune smell, waiting for you on social media platforms everywhere on Monday mornings (for a while I'm thinking). What have...